Sunday, August 10, 2008

Smell-less Flatus

At the Doctor’s office a woman complained that she had been experiencing constant flatus.


“Fortunately,” she added “they don’t stink”


The physician gave her some pills without examining her and instructed "take two of these pills tonight and call me in the morning."


The woman did as he instructed. In the morning, she discovered that her flatus continued, but now the odor was horrendous. She called back the Doctor.


"Well," the doctor said, "now that I've cured your sinus problem, I'll see what I can do about your flatus."

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