Saturday, August 9, 2008

Watchman Candidate

A small thin man answered an advertisement for a night watchman in a factory.


The manager looked him over from head to toe and told him, “What we need is an indefatigable person with excellent hearing who is altered by the slightest sound. We need a person who is sharp, intrepid and unflinching who, on the slightest suspicion, turns into a demon.”


“Fine,” said the man. “I’ll go get my wife.”

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