Smell-less Flatus

At the Doctor’s office a woman complained that she had been experiencing constant flatus.

“Fortunately,” she added “they don’t stink”

The physician gave her some pills without examining her and instructed "take two of these pills tonight and call me in the morning."

The woman did as he instructed. In the morning, she discovered that her flatus continued, but now the odor was horrendous. She called back the Doctor.

"Well," the doctor said, "now that I've cured your sinus problem, I'll see what I can do about your flatus."

Nurse Hell

A Doctor dies and goes to hell.

The devil greets him and tells him that since he was doctor, and did some good that he could choose his eternity.

The devil opens the first door, there are doctors hanging from their ankles being whipped by demons.

"Oh my God, I don't want that", the doctor replies.

The devil opens a second door to reveal doctors on fire being chased by huge beasts.
"That one is even worse!" says the doctor, getting more nervous.

The devil opens a third door to reveal doctors in lounge chairs being served tropical drinks by gorgeous, scantily clad nurses.

"Sign me up for that eternity!" the doctor states.

The devil then slams that door and says,” You can't go there, you weren't supposed to see that."

The doctor states why can't I go there?

The devil replies, "Well.... that's nurse hell."